nottydave

29 Dec 2009, 4:54PM

My twat of a cat got himself stuck up a tree so I went down to the local fire station, sheepishly, to see what they reckoned. There was no-one there, must have been out on a shout. Went home again and the twat of a cat managed, with a little help, to get out of the tree.

Fmintak

17 Dec 2009, 12:57PM

The BBC appear to have fallen foul of RATM's strict policy of not doing what you tell them. They should have employed cunning reverse psychology and specifically requested they leave the swears in.

Traces

11 Dec 2009, 2:06PM

Would everyone not be better putting all those 79p's together and putting a hit out on Simon Cowell? Could prob get a really decent contract killer for that dough.

sbuck 12/08/2009 13:58 edit

There once was a time when I would’ve gladly given Lilo a high protein facial glaze. After seeing these pics, suddenly I am not interested…

bluedaddy

23 Nov 2009, 12:14PM

"I know lots of people who love music want us to.

The Guardian have misquoted Bono . You missed the fuck off from the end of that sentence.

scaryduck

12 Nov 2009, 8:46AM

I'd pay money not to read Littlejohn. A one-off payment of fifty quid sounds fair, and will go toward paying for a one-way trip in a Soyuz space capsule.

#86. kiraburu - Today 20:54

FUCK MAGNETIC SHIT MAN, i dont see the improvement.-