Saturday, 21 November 2009

scaryduckscaryduck

12 Nov 2009, 8:46AM

I'd pay money not to read Littlejohn. A one-off payment of fifty quid sounds fair, and will go toward paying for a one-way trip in a Soyuz space capsule.

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

#86. kiraburu - Today 20:54
FUCK MAGNETIC SHIT MAN, i dont see the improvement.-

Sunday, 1 November 2009

Mikeydoollee's profile pictureMikeydoollee

01 Nov 09, 10:29am (about 7 hours ago)

A couple of years ago, I was standing on my balcony in Dalston having a beer. I overlook alot of the terrible, terrible clubs and bars we have 'round here. You know, a car stalls at the lights and someone with a truckload of no-name french lager pulls up, puts on a compilation album and calls it a bar, probably called "Car Superstore, or some crap." Then a bus of rejected applicants from Central Saint Martins rocks up and barfs on it, while pretending to be gay so they can get in.

Monday, 12 October 2009

13:46 October 9, 2009 by himilo
he is first african american president in the United stastes of America in the history so that he deserves to get Nobel peace prize!

Friday, 18 September 2009

portion's profile pictureportion

18 Sep 09, 10:15pm (6 minutes ago)

I hope C4 has some very good insurance cos if i don't get unglued any time soon theres gonna be trouble.. The cats gonna starve, i'm gonna miss the paper version of Saturday Guardian and i'm not gonna be able to go buy a lotto ticket which after some deep maths i was banking on winning this weekend......

16:04 September 18, 2009 by ironman294
i thought green dildo was what you call guys who are environmental nuts

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

lostindenmark's profile picturelostindenmark

06 Aug 09, 1:41am (about 6 hours ago)

Cue a shock-horror Daily Mail article about how Broken Britains kids are so socially backward and illiterate that they can't even Tweet or use Arsebook...