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18 Sep 09, 10:15pm (6 minutes ago)

I hope C4 has some very good insurance cos if i don't get unglued any time soon theres gonna be trouble.. The cats gonna starve, i'm gonna miss the paper version of Saturday Guardian and i'm not gonna be able to go buy a lotto ticket which after some deep maths i was banking on winning this weekend......

16:04 September 18, 2009 by ironman294

i thought green dildo was what you call guys who are environmental nuts

lostindenmark

06 Aug 09, 1:41am (about 6 hours ago)

Cue a shock-horror Daily Mail article about how Broken Britains kids are so socially backward and illiterate that they can't even Tweet or use Arsebook...

39steps

31 Jul 09, 5:13pm (about 2 hours ago)

Idiots! If you park illegally on on private property you desreve to be clamped and more. Why do you odious cretins believe other peoples property belongs to you?

MrPikeBishop

26 Jun 09, 12:56pm (about 2 hours ago)

Just seen the first leaked medical report - apparantly he was suffering from a heavy flu-like illness and one theory is that he may have choked on inhaled dried mucus - however, other doctors say it's too soon to blame it on the bogey.

06:24 May 13, 2009 by peropaco

One thing the Swedis authority is good at is collecting money. Catching real criminals, rapist is a no no. They lack the brain and basic intelligence to pull it off. Dumb aholes. 

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thats the funniest thing i've ever seen this guy is an absolut IDIOT I WISH THE LAST BEE HE GOT OUT OF THE HONEYCOMB STUNG HIM 2. PS I THINk UR ALLERGIC 2 BEES U DUMB SWOLLEN FACE CUNT