nottydave

29 Dec 2009, 4:54PM

My twat of a cat got himself stuck up a tree so I went down to the local fire station, sheepishly, to see what they reckoned. There was no-one there, must have been out on a shout. Went home again and the twat of a cat managed, with a little help, to get out of the tree.

Fmintak

17 Dec 2009, 12:57PM

The BBC appear to have fallen foul of RATM's strict policy of not doing what you tell them. They should have employed cunning reverse psychology and specifically requested they leave the swears in.

Traces

11 Dec 2009, 2:06PM

Would everyone not be better putting all those 79p's together and putting a hit out on Simon Cowell? Could prob get a really decent contract killer for that dough.

sbuck 12/08/2009 13:58 edit

There once was a time when I would’ve gladly given Lilo a high protein facial glaze. After seeing these pics, suddenly I am not interested…